The United States of North Fakeland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 168 million North Fakelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The North Fakelandian economy, worth 10.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,287 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is totally unknown. North Fakeland's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Fakeland is ranked 119,443^rd in the world and 81^st in Philosophers for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,729.02 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.